great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Sorry my hands just texted you
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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