we're blogging at a bar
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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