And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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