if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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