I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
