I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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