can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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