Got a toothbrush?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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