i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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