Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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