i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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