Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We don't watch enough power rangers
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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