moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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