i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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