I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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