i just had sex bonerless
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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