I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i would punch a child for taco bell
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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