WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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