Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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