It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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