"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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