awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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