Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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