the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
handjob tips. give me some.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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