I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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