try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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