Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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