Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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