I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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