I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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