she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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