she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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