that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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