My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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