This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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