Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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