Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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