words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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