is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize