i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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