Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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