She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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