big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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