can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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