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I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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