We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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