the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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