But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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