I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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