Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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