Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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