On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm both gender and math confused
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