I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
